5-13-09 LOsT 2 hour season finale

Opening here...

-Okay..lets weave something
-and
-catch us some fish! Yummys
-and oh there is a boat
-morning to you too
-Oh this is Jacob!
-and a really big statue....


-Never let the boy be the lookout, lol
-oh she's stealing something..i bet it's Kate
-omg a nkotb lunch box..ha ha
-oh Katie he's calling your mama
-and look there who's paying for it

-die Kate die..oh sorry...i thought i said that to myself
-to the sub where Juls, Kate and Sawyer are under the water
-Kate is all like Jack this Jack that
-Sawyer is passing on the plan
-he was happy till they all showed up..i don't blame him
-Sawyer doesn't care if Jack blows up the island

-the pocket of energy Jack says! that is how we go boom!
-OH i love Richard, like u don't know that
-2 hours...Sayid says...that's all we got
-Jack "we better get moving"

-Horace "who stopped the Darn drill"
-you know he is gonna get his
-Dr. Chang is all like you were wrong..you suck...my words not his
-Horace wants to change the world..
-and we are drilling..oh my

30 years later...

-Locke and his followers are going to find Jacob
-Ben, Sun and Richard and other island ppl follow
-Sun "whats Jacob like"
-Ben "i don't know Sun, I've never met him"
-Richard is all like to Locke, "how are you alive"
-Locke tells Richy that he should know how
-Locke says "well i have never seen someone who doesn't age"
-Richy says Jacob made him this way
-and Locke has plans for the island ppl

-row row a canoe..
-they have the Frank..hey i remembered his name this week!
-i can't remember his name lol
-they have something in a box
-as Frank looks in "terrific"

-a funeral
-the kid needs a pen
-James mommy and daddy died...but the kids is writing to Sawyer
-the kid knows who Sawyer is..
-Sawyer apparently killed this kids parents..sad
-he promises not to finish the letter..

to the sub..
-sawyer is finally getting the gist of Jacks plan
-and he is okay with it..
-he made a choice and he's sticking to it
-Juls totally kicks the crap out of the med guy..
-she wants to go back and help out
-be scared of Juls
-Sawyer just totally killed the captains radio
-and back to the island we go

-oh my..this is not gonna be good
-setting the island back and such...
-Sayid just removed something outta the bomb...
-scarry
-and Richard is here too...gotta love time travel

island now...

-ben has not told Richard about Locke's plans for Jacob
-Ben is thinking differently these days
-gosh i never noticed how pointy Locke's ears are
-Locke is so smug and eww i just wanna kick him
-Locke tells Ben he is not gonna kill Jacob..you are..meaning Ben

-here we are with Sayid and a very pregnant Nadiya
-and she just got hit by a car and they took off
-Nadiya "take me home"
-she is gone...

back to the bomb!

-i think we are readys!
-showtime, we are now on the move
-Richard is knocking on a stone wall..and now hitting it..
-and oh look at that..a room with steps..
-one of the Dharma houses
-Ben's mommy is taking over..and ha ha...Richard is all knocking her out
-He is like, you are on your own to Sayid and Jack
-they are trying to make it through the crowd
-and oh crap...
-they shoot Sayid!
-who has the bomb!
-shoot out.....
-Jack is taking them out!!
-there is Jin and Hurley with the van!!

back to the sub..

-Kate, Juls and Sawyer are rowing to the island
-they made it!
-and where is everyone?
-Kate thanks Juls for backing her up in the sub!
-OMG Vincent the dog!
-there is Rose and Bernard...
-Rose "they found us"

-Sayid is all like bleeding
-Jack says drive
-we are all going to the shrine

-Rose and Bernard have been living in the woods for 3 years
-Rose says they are retired...
-they wanted to live in peace..
-all they care about is being together..
-i am going to cry!

-what are you ppl carrying in the darn box..
-Frank wishes he would not have seen it
-we are here...here is..a shack..

-now we are in a hospital of some sort
-Goodness Jacob is making the rounds..
-he is visiting Alana..she is all bandaded

back to the shack...

-it looks abandoned inside..
-and someone..who is not there..
-they are burning it
-and there is a picture of the statue..which i am gonna guess is the shrine
-and guess what we are all going there
-and the shack burns!

-Jacob is reading a book at the hospital..
-and omg someone just fell out of the building..
-Jacob says he is sorry it happened to him..
-he is Locke

island now..

-they make it to the old camp..
-they are taking a rest break
-Ben wants his alone time
-there is the door to the hatch..
-where Ben and Locke first met..a Kodak moment
-Locke wants to know about why Ben lied about seeing Jacob
-Ben admitted he lied..its gonna snow
-Locke wants Ben to kill Jacob because he has "island cancer"
-island cancer is what he got from following Jacobs orders..like seeing alex die..ect
-Sun is looking for ..and she finds a overturned cradle..
-and a ring that says DS

Jin and Suns wedding..

-there is the ring and vows
-Jin wrote his down
-aww i am gonna cry again
-and there is Jacob wising them well
-they don't know who it is..

island now..
-and back to the van..we are 5 minutes away
-Sayid says you can't stop the bleeding..how poetic of everything
-and we stop
-because of Sawyer, Juls and Kate

HOUR ONE IS OVER PPL...GET UP AND STRETCH AND BREATH! I NEED ICE WATER!

HOUR 2..

island now..

-the group is looking for Jacob still..
-and hey there is the shrine..
-everyone is gonna be there soon!
-Jacob lives in the foot Richard says

-Sawyer and Jack and all like being mean to each other
-Jack is gonna listen to him..

hospital...

-Jack is operating and he cut someones adrenal sack
-eww
-don't be afraid Jack...count to 5 and sew
-OK..his five is like been 20 seconds
and we are banging on the vending machine..
-Jacks patient is okay
-Jacks daddy embarrassed him..in the er
-Jack is a little mad about it
-and there is Jacob..he got Jack's candy bar ha ha

island..
-Jack and Sawyer are gonna talk..
-Sawyers parents died when he was 8 years old..
-July 1977..it happened last year..
-he could have stopped it...
-Sawyer "what's done is done"
-jack "it doesn't have to be that way"
-all of this is their destiny..
-Jack wants ....? her..Kate..ew
-its too late he says..
-Sawyer hits Jack.
-fight!! yea
-Sawyer had a life there...
-and omg he is killing Jack
-Juls says James...stop
-Jack is okay..bloody but okay
-Juls changed her mind about wanting to go home..

little kids parents getting divorced..Rachel and Juls..

island now..
-Sawyer is mad Juls changed her mind
-She changed her mind when he looked at Kate she says
-Sawyer says he is with you (Juls)
-Juls says if i never met you then i never have to lose you

back to drilling!
-the levels of energy are going crazy
-Horace is finding out about Sayid and Jack and the shooting and the bomb!
-Jack and the gang are there with the bomb
-Jack "Kate why did you make me promise to never ask about Aaron"
-Kate says because he can be with his mother
-this is the only way to save Claire..where is she i ask again?
-oh i think they hit the energy pocket!!

-Hurley is getting his stuff back at the police office..fruit roll up lol
-this is his discharge from the mental hospital
-he is getting in a cab..
there is Jacob..in the cab too..
(and this whole convo i missed cause the channel went out as they were talking..
-and i am left with Jacob getting out of the cab..
he left a guitar..

island...
-we are building up to the bomb...i can feel it..
-back to Locke's group..
-Locke is tired of waiting
-he wants to know where Jacob is
-its time to kill Jacob if we can find him
-Richard is all like you can't bring ben..
-Locke is like he is coming in
-Richard is pushing on the door...and its open
-and there is a lighted room and
-Locke asks Ben if he can do this..
-Ben takes the knife
AND COMMERCIAL!

-Sayid is still bleeding..
-oh my Miles is talking! I loves him!
-It's Phil...omg. Kate is all like if they see jack they are gonna kill him
-Jack is still hiding with the bomb
-and Phil sees him..lets shoot him!
-OH and there are the gang in the van shooting too
-Jack is taking the bomb to the energy
-Sawyer totally is gonna kill Phil
-and we are clear...to conduct bomb business
-the drill won't shut down..we have hit a pocket..
-and THE BOMB GOES IN
-Juls and Sawyer share a look
-bombs away..nothing is happening..yet
-what
-the
-heck
-no boom
-Sawyer. this don't look like LAX
-and holy crap on toast..they drill is tumbling over...
-it pinned Dr Chang and knocked out Miles...
-everything is flying into the hole...
-Miles is pushing daddy away..telling everyone to get away
-Phil is taken out too..
-OMG there goes Juls down the hole
-Kate is trying to save her
-Sawyer is telling her to hang on...
-the drill falls
-and she is slipping
-and i love you James

-and she is gone
-omg...
-and at 10:46 est i am crying my eyes out while typing..we have lost Juls..at least for now...there is always next season..but god, this was heart wrenching..

10 minutes left now in this season..

-Lockes group..
-Alana and her ppl make it to the shrine
-she asks for Ricardo..that's Richard
-Alana has something she needs to see
-in the box is...
-a dead person..who is........Locke...
-Sun "if this is Locke, who is in there" (shrine)

inside the shrine now..
-lets kill Jacob..
-where is he already!!
-oh there he be!
-in a rocking chair
-where he was weaving in the very beginnig of this
-he tells Locke he found his lope hole
-Locke tells Jacob he has no idea what he did to be there
-Jacob is telling Ben he has a choice..
-Ben "what choice"
-Jacob "you can do what he asks or go"
-Ben is a little mad that Jacob has ignored him for 35 years
-Ben was told he had to wait to see Jacob and he is mad..
-Ben, why Locke? Why did he get to see u, what was so wrong with me, what about me
-Jacob "what about you"
-Ben is stabbing Jacob though the heart...
-Jacob.."they're coming" as he is dying
-Locke totally just kicks him into the fire

to the energy..
-Sawyer is trying to get Juls back...
-Jack is helping Kate...
-the drill has gone too
-and there is Juls...
-not dead
-at the bottom
-with the drill hanging right over her
-and the bomb...to her side
-she takes a rock..
-and hits the bomb over and over
-and BOOM..or white out...think Sopranos season series finale here..
-with out the "Don't Stop Believing" song

the lost season has now end. See you next season!

LOST 2-4-2009

2-4-2009 / season 5 / episode 3

Just to tell you, this is my lost blog....my thoughts and comments...some ppl have said they don't like it..i say don't read it!! luv ya!

- we begin with these words from me, your sponsor...die Char die!!
- all this Claire talk wants me to see her like now.
- Kate, "we can say Aaron is mine"
- Jack, yea i don't think so super slut
- Sawyer is not gone Kate
- Kate to Jack "i have always been with you"...i say you were not with him when you were cramming your tongue down Sawyers throat.
- Sun is playing babysitter to Aaron....
- What's in the package Sun?
- Pics of a funeral, Ben, Candy and a gun..all things a girl should have
- here i have to mention seeing the LOST logo spin around makes me nauseous lol
- i find the commercials for Life on Mars retarded....
- There is my man Miles!!
- aww and Char is out of it..ten mins now..awwwwww
- Juls to Sawyer "James go away"
- Juls to Danny Boy, "did you know this would happen"
- basically he says her brain is reacting with the flashes...jet lag he says HA!
- hello we all know its Widmore who wants the blood sample Kate
- The Exchange of Custody Kate, your gonna lose Aaron...
- "you did this to yourself miss Austin, your going to lose the boy"...
- John, we have to go back to the Orchid
- Sawyer calls it the greenhouse, lol
- John thinks all this will stop if he bring back the oceanic 6
- damn, Char is waking up
- Char to Danny "who are you"
- Char "oh my head"....
- lets go to the ORCHID yea!!
- Sayid, i am fine
- look, the dr who comes in the room is Nina from the show Everwood!
- miss bitchy bitch she is
- Hurley is in jail lol.....omg
- Ben just shows up where jack and sayid are
- lets give Sayid meds!!
- oh were gonna put something in his IV line..
- darts fly and Sayid strangles him!!
- who are you, who are you working for?
- The address in your pocket says the male nurse dude...Sayid shoots!! he scores!
- He has Kate's address...
- ring ring Kate
- Jack to Kate "do not hang up on me"
- Ben is going to deal with Hugo...Sayid says no
- Ben to Jack "were running out of time"
- beam of light...Miles "what the hell is that"
- Sawyer, "do you wanna take the sencic route"
- Screaming omg....its back when Claire gave birth to Aaron
- wtf i say..i know the island is weird...
- I think its making Sawyer see it...because of Kate
- flashy flash light time
- commercial for Lowes..makes me think of Jimmie Johnson & Nascar!!
- Kate to Jack " i can't be dealing with this right now"
- SNOB I SAY
- she spills her guts to Jack
- Kate and Jack are gonna follow the lawyer
- Sawyer calls Locke, Johnny Boy, i am falling out of my chair lol
- Locke needed the pain
- OH Miles got a nose bleed..,not Miles!
- Camp is back!
- and all of Sawyers beer is gone!
- Where are the ppl and Vincent and the boat!?
- canoes...who came in them
- row row your boat gently in the ocean
- Sawyer tells Juls he saw Kate .....
- Sawyer "time travel is a bitch"
- someone is shooting at the boat!!
- Juls shoots at them!!!!
- flash time baby!
- to them on the water in a storm..still in the boat...
- ok, we are at the hotel, lets see who's at door number 1
- OMG, its Claires mother who wants Aaron!!
- Jack want's to talk to Claires mum (lol)
- they talk, she says "who's Aaron"?
- Jack to Claire's mum.."what are you doing here"?
- Jack to Kate "she says she is suing Oceanic..."
- then who wants Aaron?
- OH the lawyer dude is meeting with Ben...about HUGO!
- Sayid "who is that", Ben "my lawyer"
- Juls to Sawyer "tell me lies tell me sweet little lies" well not really..just Kate crap..but my song lyric is more fun
- Juls nose is bleeding
- and there is wreakage....
- and the other others (french others) in a raft speaking french..damn where are my subtitles
- OMG they see a floating door in the water
- its JIN and he is floating like Kate Winslet in Titanic!
- Ben "hello Kate"
- Jack "its okay, hes with me"
- Kate says he is the one who wants Aaron
- Ben says "well duh"..
- Sun watches from the car with Aaron
- gets her gun and ..back to the island
- french others and Jin..
- he says he got there by boat
- french other, "who are you, how long you in the water"
- wooooooooooo french other girl PREGNANT!!
- aww they give Jin water
- pregnant french other "my name is Danielle Russo"
- holy omg!